piercethesleepingcarlile:

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

I think about this post a lot

googlehomo:

why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

greekgogurt:

do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe

moffnat:

do you ever just cry because you suck

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

pingustolemysanity:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world

Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week